2013 Glub-glubs January through April (incomplete, using 2012 Sept-Dec as placeholders)

​All Glub-glubs released to the Daily Glub-glub app that were not later re-drawn.

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Parade Balloon Glub-glub

These airheads are the next step up from the Balloon Glub-glubs at the circus.  And of course, everybody is wondering, what if the guys holding the strings just let go?

Binary Glub-glub

Binary Glub-glub is made entirely of ones and zeroes, which makes it extremely easy for him to enter cyberspace. It also means he doesn't count like the rest of us; to him, "10" means two.

Squinty Glub-glub

Squinty Glub-glubs usually result from either really bright light or improper optical prescription. If you or someone you love is frequently a Squinty Glub-glub, they may need to become a Glasses Glub-glub, as constantly being a Squinty Glub-glub can often be harmful to one's eyes.

Pole Vaulter Glub-glub

The goal of a Pole Vaulter Glub-glub is to use a pole to get over another pole without knocking the second one down. They typically get a running start carrying a pole, jam the pole into the ground, and then use the bend in the pole to launch them over the bar. And of course, they get to use the joke, "Are you a pole vaulter?" "No, I'm a Swede, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

Soccer/FootballGlub-glub

Of all the sports ball Glub-glubs, Soccer/Football Glub-glub is the most prone to finding a "kick me" sign on his back. We aren't entirely sure why this Glub-glub has multiple names, but Football Glub-glub certainly makes more sense, because players kick this ball with their foot. Those who say "Soccer Glub-glub" use "football" to refer to a game that is probably more appropriately named "hand-egg."

Referee Glub-glub

Referee Glub-glubs get paid to watch sports games and then blow their whistle whenever somebody breaks the rules. And the players have to listen to them. Is that the best job in the sports world or what?

Timer Glub-glub

Timer Glub-glubs watch races and keep track of which contestant came in which place and how long it took each to finish. They can also tell you exactly how long you left your laundry in the machine after it was finished.

Boxing Glub-glub

Boxing is one of the many sports designed for people who like to hit each other. However, Boxing Glub-glubs are the only ones to get huge gloves to make their fists bigger, albeit a bit more poofy.

BMX Glub-glub

Bicycle Motocross Glub-glubs (or BMX Glub-glubs for Short) ride their bikes through extreme courses of hills, ramps, tunnels, etc. Let's just say it's not a situation in which you can be texting and steering at the same time.

Shot Put Glub-glub

The goal of the field athlete is to throw the actual Shot Put Glub-glub as far as possible. The goal of the Shot Put Glub-glub is to not throw up until he can reach a trash can.

Trophy Glub-glub

At the Glub-glub Olympiad, winners of events are given trophies because they're bigger than Medallion Glub-glubs, and nobody would wear a Medallion Glub-glub from the Olympiad in public, anyway. First-place winners get a gold Trophy Glub-glub, second place receives a silver one, and third place gets a bronze one.

Antimatter Glub-glub

Antimatter Glub-glub is made entirely of antimatter, which behaves very similarly to matter, except it is made of positrons and antiprotons instead of electrons and protons. When antimatter comes into contact with matter, both are destroyed in an explosion. Therefore, Antimatter Glub-glub needs to be separated from matter (including other Glub-glubs) by a vacuum, which is created by a special laser-containment device.  Antimatter Glub-glub can communicate with other Glub-glubs outside of his "cage" using a sophisticated network of light-transmitted information, because light is neither matter nor antimatter and can travel through a vacuum.

Cheese Glub-glub

There are a wide variety of Cheese Glub-glubs, from the plastic-y American Cheese Glub-glub to the worth-his-weight-in-silver Caciocavallo Podolico Glub-glub. Cheese Glub-glubs can be found socializing at parties, relaxing in fondues, in sandwiches, and in Europe, to the utter shock of most American children, on dessert trays.

Back-In-My-Day Glub-glub

"Back in my day, we had to walk twenty miles uphill both ways to get to school."  "Back in my day, we had paper airplanes, not smartphones."  "Back in my day, we had to walk to the store to get the latest video game."  You get the idea.

Ctrl-Alt-Del Glub-glubs

Admit it.  You call them every time you need help with a computer.

Terracotta Warrior Glub-glub

Thousands of years ago, some Emperor Glub-glub on ancient Doodle-dood World decided that he wanted an army to accompany him into the afterlife. Since the regular army would stay with the next Emperor Glub-glub in line, the first guy had to settle for an army of clay, or Terracotta Glub-glubs. This "model army" was put in the emperor's tomb, and regardless of what kind of afterlife he went to, his clay warriors didn't move anywhere until someone dug up the tomb a while later. As you can imagine, the Terracotta Glub-glubs got a tad bored just waiting around, and to this day archaeologists are still finding tic-tac-toe games carved into the rock.

Sticky-Tab Block Glub-glub

Need to remember something? Just write it on the top sheet of a Sticky-Tab Block Glub-glub, pull the sheet off, and stick it on the wall, a Fridge Glub-glub, wherever you think you'll see it later! Or, if you're bored and don't have anything to remember, draw a picture on the bottom page, then draw a slightly different drawing on the next page, and so on until you get to the top. Then, flip through the pages really fast and it'll look like your picture is moving!

Student Glub-glub

Student Glub-glubs are ready to face the new academic year with new books, binders, paper, pencils, a music-listening device, and a backpack to carry most of it in.  Soon, they'll be cramming as much information as they can into their brains for test day, and as soon as summer resumes they'll remove their headphones and let all that information spill back out.

Back-to-School-Shopping Parent Glub-glub

Back-to-School-Shopping Parent Glub-glubs make sure that their child has everything they need for the upcoming school year. While they always do this with the best intentions, it can sometimes be a bit annoying, especially when a Back-to-School-Shopping Parent Glub-glub gets really excited about something that the Student Glub-glub couldn't care less about.

Sushi Glub-glub

Sushi Glub-glubs vary greatly, but all contain rice. Most have something wrapped up in the inside, such as seafood, and it's common for a Sushi Glub-glub to be wrapped in seaweed, as shown here. And NO, that green goop that Sushi Glub-glubs come with is NOT guacamole!

2-D Glub-glub

2-D Glub-glub has no thickness and cannot move any part of his body in front of another part. As such, 2-D Glub-glub has a completely different anatomy than pretty much any three-dimensional being.

Chalkboard Glub-glub

Chalkboard Glub-glubs are the ancestors of Whiteboard (Dry Erase) Glub-glubs and Projector Screen Glub-glubs.  Chalkboard Glub-glubs don't require electricity, can be written on with any kind of chalk, and you can use your hand as an eraser.  Their only drawbacks are that their erasers can be a bit dusty, and nobody responds well when somebody scratches a Chalkboard Glub-glub with a fingernail.

Barber Glub-glub

Not to be confused with Barbarian Glub-glubs, Barber Glub-glubs specialize in cutting hair. Since very few Glub-glubs have hair, Barber Glub-glubs have a lot of free time, which they like to spend singing, especially in quartets.

Dark Glub-glub

Dark Glub-glub is constantly surrounded by a cloud of darkness, which absorbs all light within it. Even if a Flashlight Glub-glub were to stand right next to Dark Glub-glub and turn on, nobody could tell. Fortunately, Dark Glub-glub isn't nearly as gloomy as his aura suggests; he's one to respond to a lame knock-knock joke with one of his own.

Homework Overload Glub-glub

Homework-Overload Glub-glubs often result from signing up for too many advanced classes. Various treatments exist for this condition, ranging from pulling an all-nighter to downright apathetic lethargy.

Number Puzzle Glub-glub

There are several types of Number Puzzle Glub-glubs, but the type shown here is probably the most popular.  The object of this Number Puzzle Glub-glub is to fill in the blank squares so that each row, collumn, and bold-outlined 3x3 box contains the numbers 1-9. Such is the source of much concentration, addiction, and putting-off of other things.

Police Officer Glub-glub

Police Glub-glubs keep watch over other citizens, making sure that everybody obeys the laws. They have all sorts of gadgets to assist them with this task, such as speed-tracking devices, radios, fast cars, shiny badges, tasers, and donuts.

Glitter Glub-glub

Glitter Glub-glub is completely covered in glitter, much of which forms a cloud that will eventually settle into a thin covering of glitter over everything in the room. However, no matter how much glitter falls off of Glitter Glub-glub, there never seems to be any less on him.

Pillow Glub-glub

Pillow Glub-glubs are used for making things softer and more comfortable. For instance, if one were jumping off of a two-story building, one would most likely want to land in a massive pile of Pillow Glub-glubs. Fortunately, Pillow Glub-glubs are very hard to injure and thus don't mind being landed on or being used for whacking a friend over the head with.

Safe Glub-glub

Safe Glub-glubs are designed to protect things and make sure that only certain people can access those things.

Satellite Glub-glub

While the term "satellite" can refer to anything orbiting an object (e.g., the Moon is a satellite of the Earth), Satellite Glub-glubs are typically sent into space with Rocket Glub-glubs, and then orbit around Doodle-dood World for a while, either exploring outer space, or relaying telephone calls. They naturally do not need to breathe or eat because of their solar panels, and can communicate with folks at home via the dish on their heads. When they're on break and not in space, this dish is very useful for serving hors d'oeuvres.

Monocle Glub-glub

Monocle Glub-glubs are very nearly the epitome of eyewear fashion. If it weren't for the fact that Monocle Glub-glubs look more spohisticated, then they would remain as the much-more-convenient and also the notably cheaper Contact Lens Glub-glubs.

Fat Glub-glub

Fat Glub-glubs can result from a variety of causes, from habitual overeating to genetic experiments gone wrong.  These Glub-glubs' extra layer provides extra protection and insulation, and it contains enough stored energy to allow Fat Glub-glubs to go without food longer than many other Glub-glubs.

Pizza Glub-glub

Pizza Glub-glubs come with a vast variety of toppings, but usually consist of a bread crust, tomato sauce, and cheese, although there are variations that stray even from these. There is much speculation as to why Pizza Glub-glubs are round, their slices are triangular, and their boxes are square.

Dreadlocks Glub-glub

Dreadlocks Glub-glubs are some of the few Glub-glubs with hair, and have taken full advantage of this fact. Some spend many years growing their hair out to the desired length, and then are said to go just as long without washing it. Of course, this claim is inaccurate; most Dreadlocks Glub-glubs wash their hair at a normal frequency. Dreadlocks Glub-glubs are known for having some of the best hair flips on the planet.

Microphone Glub-glub

Often paired with a Speaker Glub-glub via a cable or wireless connection, Microphone Glub-glubs' job is to collect sound and transfer it to a device or Glub-glub that then projects the sound.

Newspaper Glub-glub

There is a vast variety of Newspaper Glub-glubs, from uber-biased tabloids to reliable, factual journals, but all Newspaper Glub-glubs keep people informed about what's happening. Some are issued daily, others weekly, still others as quickly as they can be written. Most of them can be folded into cool hats, except the online ones.

Powdered Wig Glub-glub

Popular in the eighteenth century, Powdered Wig Glub-glubs are often associated with both philosophers and revolutionaries, but in fact were all-around high fashion. There is some variation amongst Powdered Wig Glub-glubs, some with varying numbers of curls on the side, some entirely comprised of curls, and some that resemble the result of putting a bag of marshmallows in the car on a sunny day, and then removing the bag and wearing the mass of marshmallows.

Rotary Phone Glub-glub

If you don't know how a Rotary Dial Phone Glub-glub works, then go download some "rotary dial" app. It's kinda the same thing.

Mohawk Glub-glub

This is the result of shaving the entire left and right sides of your hair, and then using a gallon of gel to make the remaining center hair vertical. This is not a hairstyle for those who like to wear hats, nor for those who already have trouble with low ceilings. On the plus side, this hairdo can also be easily configured into a unicorn horn and mane, especially if you have some rainbow hair dye.

Combover Glub-glub

Since a majority of Glub-glubs do not have hair, those that do are reluctant to lose it to balding. As such, Combover Glub-glubs have become common among those who still have hair growing on the sides of their head, but not the top. If head hair is not available for a combover, we do not recommend using ear hair. Get a wig if you're that desperate.

Afro Glub-glubs

For some 'Fro Glub-glubs, their hair is almost half their body's volume. For others, that's the minimum hair size requirement for being called an Afro Glub-glub. There are even some Afro Glub-glubs that have contests to see how many Ninja Glub-glubs can hide in their hair before someone notices.

Unibrow Glub-glub

While most Unibrow Glub-glubs simply have seemingly connected eyebrows, professional Unibrow Glub-glubs have something more like an afro on their foreheads. Some extreme cases combine a unibrow with a combover, but this remains a controversial issue in hairstyling.

Elvis Hair Glub-glub

This is one cool hairstyle. Hundreds of Glub-glubs wearing it can't all be wrong.

Comb Glub-glub

Like Shark Glub-glubs, Comb Glub-glubs have a lot of teeth. Unlike Shark Glub-glubs, Comb Glub-glubs are not the main characters in many scary movies. The only thing scary about a Comb Glub-glub is when you're trying to use it on a two-year-old.

Ice Cream Cone Glub-glub

A popular form of portable ice cream, Ice Cream Cone Glub-glubs are essentially Ice Cream Sundae Glub-glubs in edible cups. However, Ice Cream Cone Glub-glubs are more susceptible to the dangers of melting, at which point they become Soggy-and-Sticky Cone Glub-glubs.

Scroll Glub-glub

The ancient predecessors of Book Glub-glubs, Scroll Glub-glubs vary in size and composition, from tiny papyrus memos to massive leather historical records. All Scroll Glub-glubs roll up somehow; some are simply one piece of paper rolled to fit into a jar, some are wrapped around elaborate poles. Some have nothing written in them at all and are used for smacking siblings when they get too close to your figs and honey.

Movie Clapper Glub-glubs

This Glub-glub's job is to make it easy for editors to synchronize the audio and the video for a movie. Both the closing motion of the pivoting stick and the sound of this clap are easily distinguished and placed together. Many Movie Clapper Glub-glubs also have information written on them for ease of referencing various clips.

Comic Book Superhero Glub-glub

While very similar to Super Glub-glub, Comic Book Superhero Glub-glub always appears with "Kapow"s, action lines, and speech bubbles, and endorses products more often than his friends. He's more into publicity than other superheroes.

Popcorn Kernel Glub-glub

Popcorn Glub-glubs are known for being a snack food consumed in bulk, their butteriest relatives being almost exclusively associated with movies. These Glub-glubs cover a variety of flavors, from salt and butter to nuts and caramel to a massive conglomeration of Popcorn Kernel Glub-glubs and semi-melted Marshmallow Glub-glubs.

Redundant Glub-glub of Redundantness

Redundant Glub-glub of Redundantness is also known as Redundant Glub-glub of Redundancy. He is so redundant that hardly anything he says is not redundant. Almost everything this Glub-glub says is redundant.

Onion Glub-glub

Similar to Lame Knock-Knock Joke Glub-glub as well as those on the opposite end of the humor spectrum, Onion Glub-glubs make people cry. Unlike the jokesters, Onion Glub-glubs are vegetables. Not to say that Onion Glub-glubs don't do any work, though-- some even would nominate Onion Glub-glubs to be metallurgists, because they make great rings.

Background Character Glub-glub

This is the Glub-glub that is always there, especially in movies, but is never given a name. This Glub-glub has crossed streets in Westerns, run from monsters in horror movies, eaten at the back table of a restaurant in romantic movies, and been an innocent bystander in action movies. Even in real life, he's often in the background, as seen countless times on the news. He's been witness to so many things, yet nobody can find him because his information is never published. Not even the producers of movies he's been in know who he is.

Translator Glub-glub

Translator Glub-glub is fluent in nearly every commonly spoken language and can learn a new one in days. As such, he can translate something and retain the intended meaning much better than most electronic translators nowadays. Unfortunately, he can't facilitate several conversations at once, so his time is in high demand.

All-States-of-Matter Glub-glub

The proper name for this Glub-glub is Triple Point Glub-glub. Every substance has a set boiling and melting point at sea level, but changing the pressure acting on the substance will change the melting and boiling point. There is a precise pressure and temperature at which a substance is melting, freezing, boiling, and condensing all at the same time; in other words, in a solid, liquid, and gaseous state simultaneously. This pressure and temperature combination are known as a substance's triple point. Thus, Triple Point Glub-glub.

Potato Glub-glub

Yes, Potato Glub-glubs actually do have multiple sets of eyes. Unfortunately, they have a hard time concentrating on multiple things at once, especially the couch variety. In name, Potato Glub-glubs are similar to Tomato Glub-glubs in sound (don't ask us how to pronounce them), as well as to Apple Glub-glubs, at least according to French Glub-glubs; their term for "potato" literally translates to "apple of the earth."

Radio Glub-glub

Radio Glub-glubs translate between sound and radio waves, a low-frequency form of electromagnetic radiation.  They listen to and recieve signals from a specific broadcasting station with their antenna, and can change to other stations by listening at different frequencies. If you're not into electromagnetic physics, all you need to know is what kind of music you want to listen to, and a Radio Glub-glub can do the tuning in for you.

Coin Glub-glub

While each country has a different design, different sizes, and different metals used for coins, most countries have some sort of Coin Glub-glubs in circulation. The Coin Glub-glubs shown here are not officially in circulation; they are among the proposed designs for the Doodle-dood Dollar, an international currency for all of Doodle-dood World.

Hat Vendor Glub-glub

This Glub-glub has nearly every hat imaginable and knowledge about each of them, the latter of which he'll give out for free. He knows which hats are in style now and which hats were in style in 18th-century Russia. You name it or describe it, and he'll tell you what it's usually made of, where it came from, how much the authentic version costs, and how much the cheap, imitation version costs.

Super Powered Hat Vendor Glub-glub

While not necessarily stylish, hats bought from this Glub-glub give the wearer various superpowers. For example, one hat gives the wearer incredible speed, another provides invincibility. The superpowers go away when you take off the hat. Because of such potent products, Superpower-Hat Vendor Glub-glub maintains close ties with international government, tight security, and performs extensive background checks on any customers.

Confiscator Glub-glub

Confiscator Glub-glub will take anything that people will give him. He doesn't actually have authority to take your stuff, but he acts like he does, and that's good enough for some people. Even when he knows he can't keep something, he still likes to mark things off and plant his "MINE" flag.

Easter Island Head Glub-glubs

Easter Island Head Glub-glubs do little more than sit on an island and collect dust. Seriously; some of them have such an impressive collection that it buries the Glub-glubs up to their noses, which are also quite impressive, especially because few Glub-glubs have them (noses, that is).

Generic Glub-glub

It's easy to mistake a Generic Glub-glub for a Waka-waka. That's probably because they're exactly the same thing. Technically, the correct term for this Doodle-dood is "Waka-waka," because they do not meet the definition of "Glub-glub." However, nobody cares if some Waka-wakas call themselves Generic Glub-glubs.

Welding Glub-glub

Welding Glub-glubs spend their time cutting and fusing metal using sticks that shoot fire. Their job is so awesome that even the Glub-glubs performing it have to wear protective gear such as leather gloves and incredibly dark eye protection.

Greek Glub-glub

Greek Glub-glubs are famous for their ahead-of-their-times-ness. They studied philosophy long before the Middle Ages, developed a form of democracy not applied again for hundreds of years, and built a Trojan Horse long before the term "computer virus" had been coined. These guys were so intellectual, they named the letters of their alphabet after important math and science terms, including names for radioactive decay and famous mathematical constants.

Geek Glub-glubs

Geek Glub-glubs are the intellectuals who make being intellectual their life. There are many subdivisions of Geek Glub-glubs, from Sci-fi Geek Glub-glubs to History Geek Glub-glubs to Calculus Geek Glub-glubs. There is a fine line between a Geek Glub-glub and a Nerd Glub-glub, and the difference depends on whom you ask.

Water Bottle Glub-glub

There are a variety of Water Bottle Glub-glubs, from recyclable plastic ones to reusable metal ones, and even ones that filter your water as you drink. However, most all Water Bottle Glub-glubs cost way more than water.

Bag Lunch Glub-glub

These Glub-glubs are the solution to when your last class before lunch is on the opposite side of campus from the cafeteria line. If you aren't fully awake until halfway to school, there are insulated ones that keep food fresh so you can prepare it the night before. The only problem is the jelly soaking into the bread in your sandwich.

Bully Glub-glub

Bully Glub-glubs will always be taking your lunch money. Just remember that eventually you'll get to go to the manager and tell them that they forgot the onions on your burger.

Whiteboard Marker Glub-glub

Whiteboard Marker Glub-glubs are very specialized. Few other Marker Glub-glubs can write on Whiteboard Glub-glubs, and Whiteboard Marker Glub-glubs aren't effective on much besides Whiteboard Glub-glubs. And don't believe them when they claim they're "odor-free." They're just less smelly.

Mille Feuille Glub-glub

French pastries roughly equivalent to Cream Puff Glub-glubs, Mille Feuille Glub-glubs (pronounced something like "Meel Feel") are composed of alternating layers of puff pastry and pastry cream, with powdered sugar and/or frosting on top.

Crab Glub-glub

Crab Glub-glubs are funny little arthropods with large pinchers, eyes on short stalks, and can walk sideways. They have ten legs, although they don't use all of them, and a couple of grabby thingies next to their mouth. Despite the tough connotation of their exoskeleton and pinchers, Crab Glub-glubs can be quite friendly, although Hermit Crab Glub-glubs are not known for being social. One caution: when conversing with a Crab Glub-glub, do not mention the word "butter."

Multiple-Choice Bubble Glub-glubs

Multiple-Choice Bubble Glub-glubs are not true Bubble Glub-glubs. They do not move from their places, they are not circular, and are not popped when poked with a pencil. Also, these Glub-glubs often appear on standardized tests, so, unlike their true Bubble Glub-glub counterparts, do not in any way produce joy, unless you were expecting an essay question.

Batglub-glub

Easily confused with the flying, echolocating Bat Glub-glubs, and less-easily confused with Baseball Bat Glub-glub, Batglub-glub is a superhero whose only superpowers are money and above-average intelligence. He has all sorts of cool gadgets and vehicles, from grappling hooks to helicopter-boat hybrids to wrist-mounted cookie launchers. Because he's Batglub-glub.

Iron Glub-glub

Iron Glub-glub is a type of Robotic Exosuit Glub-glub: a suit of armor that is also a robot which mimics the wearer's actions, thus giving the user the strength of a robot, yet retains the mobility of a regular Glub-glub. Iron Glub-glub is a very advanced Exosuit Glub-glub, with integrated weapons, rocket-boots, and a graphic interface on the inside of the mask. And no, the glowing dot on his chest is not an on/off button.

Minotaur Glub-glub

Since Doodle-doods have no distinction between head and body, it is virtually impossible for a Glub-glub to have the head of a Bull Glub-glub and the body of a Waka-waka. As such, Minotaur Glub-glubs are defined as having roughly the top half of a Bull Glub-glub and the bottom half of a Waka-waka. Minotaur Glub-glubs typically live in labyrinths (large stone mazes), and because they're often frustrated with trying to find a way out, they're usually not in a good mood. If you do run into one, he's likely to charge you, either with his horns or on your credit card-- modern Minotaur Glub-glubs are more likely to do the latter, as they're probably saving up for a GPS.

Hot Dog Glub-glub

Hot Dog Glub-glubs are an unhealthy-food favorite, and are especially relished at sports events. Just don't have too many, otherwise those calories will catch up with you, unless you can muster up a good helping of exercise and vegetables. And when it comes to hot dog-eating contests, well, those are the wurst.

Glubzilla

Considered by most to be the king of the Monster Glub-glubs, Glubzilla is as tall as a human's three-story building, can breathe fire, and is impervious to most standard Glub-glub weaponry. At various times he can be found destroying a city or saving it from another giant monster, but Glubzilla spends a majority of his time not doing anything, sleeping underwater.

Candy Bar Glub-glub

Stickier than gum, sweeter than sugar and nuttier than a fruitcake, Candy Bar Glub-glubs are some of the most popular unhealthy snacks around. The ultimate test of Candy Bar Glub-glub knowledge is attempting to identify the brand names associated with twenty cross-section views of various Candy Bar Glub-glubs, which involves knowing which kind has caramel on top of the nuts and which as caramel below the nuts. With all the nuts and caramel, many people think that Candy Bar Glub-glubs are Dentist Glub-glubs' worst nightmare, but Dentist Glub-glubs actually get quite a lot of business in early November.

Apple-Bobbing Glub-glubs

Apple-Bobbing Glub-glubs take turns putting their faces into a tub of water with apples floating in it and trying to grab an apple with their teeth. While not the most sanitary or safe party game around, it's certainly a lot of fun, especially if you're only watching.

Mad Scientist Glub-glub

Mad Scientist Glub-glubs are known for performing strange experiments that often result in monsters, superheroes, or other main characters in adventure movies. While Mad Scientist Glub-glubs are often associated with Evil Genius Glub-glubs, there are in fact a good number of Mad Scientist Glub-glubs whose unorthodox experiments are intended for the betterment of others. The crazy hair is a must, though.

Cupcake Glub-glub

Discussion exists stating that Cupcake Glub-glubs are merely Muffin Glub-glubs with beehive hairdos. However, popular opinion says that Cupcake Glub-glubs are way better than that. Those of us at Daily Glub-glub will have to endorse the second school of thought, because Cupcake Glub-glubs are just so darn awesome. Plus, Muffin Glub-glubs never have sprinkles.

Mushy Pumpkin Glub-glub

Sure, they don't look like they're at the prime of their lives, but you'd still be smiling, too, if you were about to undergo metamorphosis into a pie. Mushy Pumpkin Glub-glubs are much more cheerful when they're between a crust and some whipped cream.

Candidate Glub-glub

A Candidate Glub-glub's primary goal is to convince voters to vote for him or her in an upcoming election. Candidate Glub-glubs must be running for an office, and for big elections, such as for president of a country, they will be running for much longer than any Marathon Runner Glub-glub. Campaign methods for swaying voters include free pizza and long speeches, usually used in conjunction because most people won't stay for an entire speech unless there's food.

How-To-Draw Glub-glub

Step one: draw some circles. Step two: add some shading. Most people's drawings depart most drastically from the example at the "add shading" step.

Pie-Throwing Glub-glub

Pie-Throwing Glub-glubs can be compared in some senses to Paintball Glub-glubs, except Pie-Throwing Glub-glubs get a tad messier, but can often lick themselves clean. Plus, anybody can make a throwing-pie out of an aluminum pie dish or styrofoam plate and some pudding. Professionals sometimes use legitimate fruit pies or cremes broulees, but most would agree that it's just a waste of a good pie. Plus, pudding splatters better than baked apples.

President Glub-glub

Of the variety of governments on Doodle-dood World, most of the ones in which people vote for the leader are led by a President Glub-glub. In different countries, President Glub-glubs have different jobs. In one country the President Glub-glub may be essentially a monarch whom everybody likes and keeps on electing, while in another country, the President Glub-glub may just be someone who gets to push important-looking buttons and make speeches.

Toothpaste Glub-glub

Those concerned with dental hygiene wonder what we'd do without Toothpaste Glub-glubs, and the rest of us wonder why nobody's invented something that doesn't require considerable effort to get the last 5 percent of the toothpaste.

Clam Glub-glub

They're said to be pretty happy, but you can never tell because they rarely talk to anyone (their faces are inside their shells). Clam Glub-glubs also make pearls, but they keep them inside their shells and bite hard when disturbed. Fortunately, they don't have teeth, otherwise they'd be the bear traps of the sea.

Atom Model Glub-glub

This Atom Model Glub-glub is portraying neon, a noble gas with ten protons and ten neutrons. Actual Atom Glub-glubs cannot exist, because Glub-glubs are made of atoms, but Atom Model Glub-glubs are rather numerous. Some simply act as a model of how atoms are arranged, while others are accurately functional, with "electrons" that actually spin around and react with other Atom Model Glub-glubs; these are the kind that form two-story-tall glucose molecules. Here is where we would put a few chemistry jokes, but all the good ones argon.

Bacon Glub-glub

Bacon Glub-glubs are among the most popular Glub-glubs in history. Such obsession about Bacon Glub-glubs has inspired way too many bacon-flavored or -scented products, from soap to coffee to envelopes to keyboards to duct tape. Bacon Glub-glubs have spread to every meal of the day, found with Fried Egg Glub-glubs, or with Tomato and Lettuce Glub-glubs, or on Pizza Glub-glubs... just don't drool on your phone, OK?

Tissue Box Glub-glub

Tissue Box Glub-glubs are always there for you, when you're sick, when your date dumped you, or when there's a gigantic spider on the wall. They come with many color schemes and designs, and some even have special medicated or bacon-scented tissues. They're usually kind and reserved, but they'll dance like Disco Glub-glub if you put a little boogie in them.

Night Light Glub-glub

Night Light Glub-glubs are typically used for things that require some light yet won't keep someone awake. For example, Night Light Glub-glubs would be used for staying up late to finish a good book, showing the way to the bathroom when one's roommate is asleep, or for protecting those who are afraid of the dark. When it comes to defending sleeping achluophobics from monsters in the closet, Night Light Glub-glubs are practically Ninja Glub-glubs, despite their soft appearance.

Electric Pencil Sharpener Glub-glub

Like Termite Glub-glubs, Electric Pencil Sharpener Glub-glubs eat wood. They just do it much faster and louder. While convenient, these Glub-glubs have the tendency to disrupt a working or teaching environment. Unfortunately, their arms aren't quite long enough, so they require an operator to make sure the Pencil Glub-glubs quit spinning around and get to the point.

Root Beer Float Glub-glub

All you need is some root beer, a Mug Glub-glub, some ice cream, and voila! A Root Beer Float Glub-glub! Most popular in the summer, Root Beer Float Glub-glubs can still be found in tropical areas where people have to decide between staying home for the sun or going somewhere colder for the snowball fights.

Awkward Icebreaker Organizer Glub-glub

There's one at every staff party, at every summer camp, at every conference. Their schemes can range from "Stand up and tell us your name" to "Write your most embarrassing talent on a piece of paper and put it in a hat." These Glub-glubs never feel complete without their "Hello, my name is:" stickers.

Water Polo Ball Glub-glub

Water Polo Ball Glub-glubs are very similar to Volleyball Glub-glubs, except Water Polo Ball Glub-glubs are typically more waterproof, float better, and are more yellow. Plus, their name is based off of the Balti word for ball, "pulu." Both types of Glub-glubs are well-acquainted with Net Glub-glubs.

Autumn Leaf Glub-glub

These bright, ubiquitous Glub-glubs are the ideal decoration for this time of year, whether for a tree or for around the house. In large numbers, these Glub-glubs can make a nice substitution for a trampoline.

Camouflage Glub-glub

Camo Glub-glubs are similar to Chameleon Glub-glubs in that they can hide in their surroundings, but Camo Glub-glubs can often only hide in vegetation or military storage units. Still, it's better than being a Glow-in-the-Dark Glub-glub.

Corn Glub-glub

(WARNING: this description contains corny jokes!) Some say Corn Glub-glubs are very attentive, because they're all ears. Others say they're like an army with all their kernels. And then there are those who see Corn Glub-glubs either as popped or on the cob, with butter regardless. Corn Glub-glubs are essential, for both Thanksgiving and in general, playing a major role in food, biofuel, as well as some in plastics, glue, and other products. Even in entertainment, fields of Corn Glub-glubs can be arranged to form a giant maize maze.

Suitcase Glub-glub

Suitcase Glub-glubs are great travel buddies. They carry all your stuff for you, they have convenient handles and wheels, and even get in free on (fewer and fewer) airplanes! Different Suitcase Glub-glubs have varying degrees of security; some simply keep clothes from falling out, others have retina-scanning software and a black belt in theft-deterrance. These latter ones are especially useful for making sure grandchildren don't see presents before they go under the Christmas Tree Glub-glub.

Pre-Packaged Thanksgiving Glub-glub Club

For those of us whose culinary skills are somewhere between ordering pizza and burning a turkey.

Sale Tag Glub-glub

​Happy Materialism Day!

Thanksgiving Leftovers Sandwich Glub-glub

Turkey, green beans, ham, mashed potatoes, and cranberry sauce all smashed between two pieces of bread. Learn to love 'em unless you've got teenagers!

Pistachio Glub-glub

While Pistachio Glub-glubs are bit harder to get to than opening a bag, they're well worth it. These are some of the fastest-disappearing snacks at parties, partially because they're "guilt-free"; they're from a plant and require exercise to open the shell.

Package Delivery Glub-glub

For the Online Shopper Glub-glubs buying things this weekend, odds are they'll see a Package Delivery Glub-glub within one to three weeks with their purchase. Nowadays, one can check one's computer to know when to step outside and pick up their Package Glub-glub, but before the Glub-glub Postal Service had a website, you got to know your local Delivery Glub-glub well after sitting on the porch twiddling your thumbs for one-to-three weeks.

Prank Caller Glub-glub

​"Is your Refrigerator Glub-glub running?"  "Yes."  "Then you'd better go catch it!" *click*

Cereal Box Glub-glub

​Usually packed to the brim with sugar and preservatives, Cereal Box Glub-glubs' primary demographic is people who either have never taken a chemistry course or are too sleepy to care. And if you can ever find one that lists sugar as the last ingredient, it's probably because it's the only ingredient.

Foam Suction Dart Glub-glub

​...and Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again...

Hot Chocolate Glub-glub

​This Glub-glub is a favorite this time of year, especially on cold nights in front of a fire and you have a Candy Cane Glub-glub soaking in the mug as well... and then a bunch of sugary Marshmallow Glub-glubs do cannonballs into the mug and splash hot chocolate all over you, and suddenly you don't feel so cold anymore...

DJ Glub-glub

Disc Jockey Glub-glubs are responsible for the music at many parties. Some simply plug their listening device into speakers and choose a playlist, while others bring in the full sound board and turntable. Dark shades are almost optional.

Lie-Detector Glub-glub

​Unlike other tools of the trade, Lie-Detector Glub-glub is practically 100% effective, with the exception of the occasional Immune to Lie-Detection Glub-glub and Paradox Glub-glub, the latter of whom is known to frequently say, "This sentence is false."

Footie Pajama Glub-glub

Admit it. Either you have a set or you wish you did. They work great with Hot Chocolate Glub-glubs until they come into direct contact.

Snowball Glub-glub

Snowball Glub-glubs have reached the practical peak of amateur nonlethal weaponry. When used properly, these Glub-glubs will sting like crazy, then send chills down oneself as they partially melt and dribble down the underpants, eventually soaking the socks as well, which is a surefire method of ruining someone's day. Of course, we don't mind because we can easily return the favor and then go inside and change clothes.

Apple Cider Glub-glub

A close rival of Hot Chocolate Glub-glub, Apple Cider Glub-glubs are also favorites when coming inside after putting up the Christmas Light Glub-glubs. Apple Cider Glub-glubs don't work as well with Marshmallow Glub-glubs, though.

Sentence-Finisher Glub-glub

​As many have said, "Oh, him... he's so high and mighty that he can even finish your-" "sandwich."

Gingerbread House Glub-glub

​Gingerbread House Glub-glubs come in all shapes, sizes, and styles, from the traditional cozy-looking winter cottage to the frosting-coated candy box to the 1/100 scale replica of the Eiffel Tower.

Eggnog Glub-glub

Authentic Eggnog Glub-glubs are interesting in that they are a blend of dairy and egg product, much like an Omelette Glub-glub with cheese, or a Hamburger Glub-glub with a fried egg on it. And no, "Egg-nog" is not short for a yolk on your noggin.

Tape Roll Glub-glub

Since most Tape Roll Glub-glubs are about ten times larger than a standard tape roll, they are most often used for large-scale, heavy-duty tape jobs, such as putting wrapping paper on a new house. Tape Roll Glub-glubs can help with smaller jobs, but since it's just as easy to use an inanimate tape roll, most see this as a waste of a Tape Roll Glub-glub's time.

Excessively Long Christmas List Glub-glub

​While many "E.L.C.L." Glub-glubs would challenge the label of "greedy" on the grounds that they're just giving friends and family a lot of options, does anybody really need a 6400-item wish list?

Twelve Glub-glub

Look at today's date (12/12/12). This sort of alignment won't happen for another 89 years. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Bling Glub-glub

A professional Bling Glub-glub is difficult to distinguish from a Diamond Glub-glub. Their shades are usually so dark because otherwise they couldn't look at each other on sunny days.

Snowglub-glub

​They're a lot easier to make than snowmen.

Staring Contest Glub-glub

​Ready... GO!

Wrapping Paper Glub-glub

These Cardboard Tube Glub-glubs are essential for any non-bag Present Glub-glub, and come in all colors and styles. They also make great Telescope Glub-glubs once their paper has been used up.

Christmas Light Glub-glubs

These festive Glub-glubs are collectively rather bright, although often a little high-strung. Their interconnectedness is useful in that you don't have to put each one on the house individually, but then again, if one goes down, they all do down. But once you put them up, they won't go anywhere because they can't walk with so many sets of legs caught in the same chord.

Not-Your-Problem Glub-glub

If he's not your problem, then you can't see him. Of course, that means he has to be really annoying if he wants to talk to someone.

Mayan Carving Glub-glub

We all know that the ancient Mayans had contact with aliens. What Conspiracy Theorist Glub-glubs won't tell you is that one of these encounters was with Glub-glubs. Since the best Glub-glub technology at the time was a Rock Glub-glub, the Mayans carved onto one of them a "demo reel" of their knowledge of the universe. They included a calendar on the back of one of these Mayan Carving Glub-glubs, who says it ends with tomorrow because they ran out of space.

Pillow Fort Glub-glub

Admit it, you either miss building these or still do it. Plus, it's about as good of protection from the end of the world today as anything else.

Christmas Tree Glub-glub

​These Glub-glubs are the top informants this time of year, because they know who's been putting what presents for whom under these Tree Glub-glubs.

Christmas Cookie Glub-glubs

Weather you leave them out for Santa Glub-glub or they don't make it that long on the counter, Christmas Cookie Glub-glubs are favorites all around. Everybody's grandma has her world-famous recipe and everybody tries to mess up as many frosting jobs as possible so they have more that they "can't give to guests."

Reindeer Glub-glub

While many Reindeer Glub-glubs are entirely ground-based, the ones that pull Santa Glub-glub's sleigh can fly. There are other flying Reindeer Glub-glubs that don't live at the North Pole, but we know little about them because they're so fast. So fast, in fact, that they can pull a sleigh loaded with millions of toys to hundreds of houses per second.

Manger Glub-glub

Manger Glub-glubs are used for holding food for Cow Glub-glubs and Horse Glub-glubs, and can be made out of wood, stone, and the modern popular choice, metal. In a pinch, Manger Glub-glubs can make a not-so-handy cradle; an incredibly itchy, splintery, animal-slobbery cradle. That's why they invented hotel reservations.

Magi Glub-glubs

​Sure, gold, frankincense, and myrrh make a generous gift, but remember that these guys were combining birthday AND Christmas gifts.

Frankincense Glub-glub

Okay, so this isn't actually what Frankincense Glub-glubs look like. Frankincense Glub-glubs are simply a specific type of Incense Glub-glubs, which produce aromatic smoke and are often used in rituals and meditation.

Caramel Apple Glub-glub

​They're made with fruit, so they have to be good for you, right?

Maze Glub-glub

Maze Glub-glubs range in size and difficulty, from the acres-wide cooperation of Corn Glub-glubs to simple follow-the-squiggle Maze Glub-glubs on the backs of Cereal Box Glub-glubs. Regardless, these Glub-glubs are all amazeing.

Cork Cannon Glub-glub

A Cork Cannon Glub-glub is any Bottle Glub-glub full of a highly carbonated beverage. Some, after a few minutes with a Practical Joker Glub-glub, are capable of launching their cork clear into the next town, while simultaneously spraying partygoers with an unhealthy dose of sparkling cider.

Confetti Glub-glub

​You'll know when Countdown Glub-glub has reached zero when you see Confetti Glub-glub run through the room, dispensing hundreds of pieces of colorful paper into the air, exclaiming the need for celebration.