A Glub-glub is a mutant Waka-waka. What else should you know?
All Glub-glubs have some trait or quality that makes them different from all other Waka-wakas and most other Glub-glubs. If you're not sure if it's a Glub-glub or a Waka-waka, then call it a Glub-glub, because the definition is somewhat loose. Waka-wakas can sometimes temporarily become Glub-glubs, as is the case with a Pilot Glub-glub or an Ugly Sweater Glub-glub, or even Generic Glub-glub, which really is another name for a Waka-waka.
SOME KEY GLUB-GLUBS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT:
Super Glub-glubBrave, heroic, and powerful, Super Glub-glub protects Doodle-dood World from the forces of evil (and from overly sour lemonade) using his powers of flight, super-strength, near-invincibility, laser vision, X-ray vision, lightning-quick reflexes, and taste buds of steel. And that neat-o hair flip doohickey on his forehead.
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Evil Glub-glubSmart, cunning, and, well, evil, Evil Glub-glub is the number one bad guy on Doodle-dood World. He is the archenemy of Super Glub-glub and is bent on total domination of Doodle-dood World, just like the Soh-Cah-Toans. Thus, he often ends up teaming up with the Soh-Cah-Toans because of their sheer numbers and almost unlimited resources, and the Soh-Cah-Toans let Evil Glub-glub help them because they really, really need help. Quite often, though, Evil Glub-glub gets tired of putting up with the Soh-Cah-Toans' intellectual ineptitude, so he goes off to his secret lair and continues his villainous schemes on his own. Evil Glub-glub's favorite vehicle is his giant robot that he takes on rampages of mayhem and destruction throughout major cities. Luckily, Super Glub-glub knows the robot's weak points and can usually disable it before Evil Glub-glub can do any considerable damage. Unfortunately, Evil Glub-glub is always able to take the robot back and make it even more deadly in one of his secret lairs, which the GBI (Glub-glub Bureau of Intelligence) still hasn't managed to find.
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Superintelligent Bubble Glub-glubSo smart he decided to rapidly evolve without arms or legs and just hover around everywhere and move objects telekenetically. Nobody knows how. He has solved the most enigmatic mysteries of the known universe and can solve any math problem in under a minute in his head. Some say his brain is four-dimensional.
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Ninja Glub-glubStrong, stealthy, and awesome, Ninja Glub-glubs have exceptional speed and skill. They are masters of all forms of martial arts, and can perform feats most Waka-wakas would consider impossible. Different Ninja Glub-glubs prefer different weapons, but most use traditional ninja weapons: sword(s), ninja stars, nun-chucks, banana peels, other medieval-style weapons, as well as special punches, chops, and kicks. Ninja Glub-glubs are very competitive with Pirate Glub-glubs.
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DNA Sequencer Glub-glubUsing the pads on his headgear, DNA Sequencer Glub-glub can harmlessly gather the DNA information of any two Doodle-doods standing next to him. Then, with the help of some fancy technology, his apparatus can create a third Doodle-dood that is a combination of the original two. This is a neat trick, but is usually only performed under tight supervision to ensure wise combinations. As such, he has a lot of free time for photo shoots, an occupation supported by his fame for the creation of such memorable Glub-glubs as Chocolate-Peanut-Butter Glub-glub.
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Darth Glub-glubLeader of something akin to a Glub-actic Empire, Darth Glub-glub not only commands a fleet of interplanetary warships, but wears a shiny helmet and swings around a beam of red plasma. Also, having interacted with the Daxflakes (inhabitants of Doodle-dood World's moon with a pasta-based economy), Darth Glub-glub has become very strong in the ways of the forks. Pasta forks, that is.
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