Daily Glub-glub started on September 1, 2011, with Telephone Glub-glub. To celebrate the one-year anniversary of the app, we re-featured seven of the best Glub-glubs from that year. They are reproduced below.
Strength: 5 Speed: 6 Intelligence: 5 Disposition: Sparkly Type: Dance What better way to start off this blast from the past than with Disco Glub-glub? You never can say goodbye to Disco Glub-glub. Some can't figure out how he's stayin' alive, but he always finds opportunity to get down tonight. Disco Glub-glub's motto is, "Don't stop 'til you get enough." This dancing machine will just keep going as long as there's music playing. And remember, if you get Saturday Night Fever, you should be dancing.
Strength: 7 Speed: 4 Intelligence: 3 Disposition: Often inanimate Type: Granite Rock Glub-glubs don't do much of anything at all except sit around and... well, sit around some more. On the rare occasion that you can convince one to do some work, they are quite strong and aren't injured easily. While the Rock Glub-glub shown here is indeed granite, there are many varieties of Rock Glub-glubs, such as obsidian, sandstone, and shale. Some Waka-wakas even keep collections of different Rock Glub-glubs. The Rock Glub-glubs don't seem to mind it at all.
Strength: 5 Speed: 6 Intelligence: 5 Disposition: Bright Type: Environment Regulator Fan Glub-glubs hang out in a room and provide light and air circulation. You can remove the screws holding them to the ceiling so that they can walk around, but they have to walk on all fours since their fan blades are longer than their legs. Fan Glub-glubs are always trying to get installed in celebreties' houses, so that way they can be the celebrity's number one fan.
Banana Split Glub-glub Club
Strength: 5 Speed: 4 Intelligence: 6 Disposition: Popular Type: Deliciousness This exclusive club is perhaps the most popular group of Glub-glubs in existance. Entry into the club is quite limited, however. Only Ice Cream, Topping, and Fruit Glub-glubs are allowed to enter, and even then only a few. For instance, once a Green Tea Ice Cream Glub-glub got admitted, but was voted off after a week.
Strength: 6 Speed: 5 Intelligence: 4 Disposition: Primitive Type: Remote By definition, a Caveglub-glub is any Glub-glub that lives in a cave. However, most of them are quite robust after a few years away from a fast-food restaurant. Sometimes they venture into society, but usually only when they've gone a few years without a double-bacon-cheeseburger. They are not prone to violence and often only use their clubs to tenderize steaks.
Strength: 5 Speed: 7 Intelligence: 6 Disposition: Distant Type: Satellite While the term "satellite" can refer to anything orbiting an object (e.g., the Moon is a satellite of the Earth), Satellite Glub-glubs are typically sent into space with Rocket Glub-glubs, and then orbit around Doodle-dood World for a while, either exploring outer space, or relaying telephone calls. They naturally do not need to breathe or eat because of their solar panels, and can communicate with folks at home via the dish on their heads. When they're on break and not in space, this dish is very useful for serving hors d'oeuvres.
Strength: 5 Speed: 5 Intelligence: 5 Disposition: Bright Type: Illumination Different Glow-in-the-Dark Glub-glubs work different ways. Some require standing out in the sun for some time before they can properly glow, some need to be punched really hard and then shaken up a bit before they start producing light. Many Glow-in-the-Dark Glub-glubs are greenish, but other colors exist as well. These guys are extra-safe at night because not only do they make their own light, but they don't need to worry about Vampire Glub-glubs, because Glow-in-the-Dark Glub-glub blood is poisonous.