2011 Glub-glubs

All Glub-glubs released to the Daily Glub-glub app that were not later re-drawn.

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TV Remote Glub-glub

Some might say that TV Remote Glub-glubs are telekinetic, but their ability to control other objects only extends to the television set. And remember that a "Universal" Remote Glub-glub cannot control the universe.

Tortilla Chip Glub-glub

These Glub-glubs are the chips for dips. Smart people like them, too.

Avocado Glub-glub

​Avocado Glub-glubs are big party Glub-glubs, and get along great with Tortilla Chip Glub-glubs.

Waffle Glub-glub

They get along well with Syrup Glub-glubs.

Duct Tape Glub-glub

If it moves and it's not supposed to, use Duct Tape Glub-glub. If it doesn't move and it's supposed to, use WD-40 Glub-glub. Duct Tape Glub-glub is the all-around useful material, able to make wallets, jackets, sailboats, bridges, and even cannons. This Glub-glub is even waterproof. Silence may be golden, but Duct Tape Glub-glub is silver.

Frosting Monster Glub-glub

These Glub-glubs closely resemble the result of letting a two-year-old decorate his own Christmas cookie. They also come with sprinkles.

Ugly Sweater Glub-glub

​It may be hideous, but it was made with love in every stitch!

Snow Globe-glub

When you shake a Snow Globe-glub, two things happen. First, he gets dizzy. Second, all the little "snow" pieces fly around inside the glass bubble and make it look like it's snowing inside.

Snowglub-glub

​They're a lot easier to make than snowmen.

Random Glub-glub

WARNING: May spontaneously combust! The only thing predictable about this Glub-glub is his unpredictableness. Not even Superintelligent Bubble Glub-glub can figure this one out. If you need an idea for something original, just write down three consecutive words that Random Glub-glub says and work with that.

Candle Glub-glub

They're not the brightest bulb in the bunch, but they're nice to have around when the power goes out. They don't get along well with Hair Dryer Glub-glubs, but some types can make cakes a "light" dessert.

Pineapple Glub-glub

​Sometimes a little tart and prickly on the outside, Pineapple Glub-glubs embody the spirit of tropical islands: a little exotic and tough to get to, but nearly always well worth it.

Credit Card Glub-glub

Small, convenient, and ubiquitous, Credit Card Glub-glubs are easy to use and easier to overuse. Just don't get into trouble with one, because they'll charge you exorbitant interest and won't let you forget it. They don't get along well with Magnet Glub-glubs.

Paintball Glub-glub

While there is some debate about whether paintball is a "bad" sport in that it encourages shooting, most agree that it is safer than real war and that it's fun enough to be worth getting hit. The object of the game is to get all the players on the other team "out" by splattering them with paint, and usually results in most items on the field getting a tye-dye-esque coating. Luckily, most paintballs wash out easily. The bruises don't come out so quickly.

BusinessGlub-glub

Businessglub-glubs are pretty much Waka-wakas with suits, briefcases, knowledge of economics, and a lot of money. Based on stereotypes, Businessglub-glubs are notorious for greedily exploiting the less successful and having giant mansions with five-car garages filled with expensive cars. This is only true about a minority of Businessglub-glubs. Most have six-car garages and spend their time exploiting the government.

Emoticon Glub-glub

Emoticon Glub-glubs' facial expressions are limited to compositions of typed characters, but even so are capable of a wide variety of faces. For example, some common faces are happy = ) sad = ( winking ; ) and Elvis impersonator @; )

Smiley Face Glub-glub

​Always smiling, always happy, and sometimes a little bit creepy.

Number/Letter Glub-glubs

There are 26 types of Letter Glub-glubs, and 10 types of Number Glub-glubs, as well as a variety of Punctuation Glub-glubs. They will often hang out together, and are usually more articulate in larger crowds of similar Glub-glubs. While not the most talkative, Letter Glub-glubs can spell out words almost as fast as others can talk. However, they don't always get along well with each other. For instance, six is afraid of seven...

Teleporting Glub-glub

Teleporting Glub-glubs can travel anywhere almost instantly, along with anything else that fits under the pads attached to their heads. The catch is, they have to know where they're going, just like a Helicopter or Rocket Glub-glub. If they just randomly teleport, they could end up anywhere.

Globe Glub-glub

Globe Glub-glubs have come a long ways. For their first few years, they were two-dimensional and only contained one continent, with pictures of sea monsters around it. They became spherical with the discovery that the world was round, and grew more accurate as more was discovered. Please note that the original Globe Glub-glubs were representations of Doodle-dood World, but a few have been brought to Earth and have adapted to the different planet.

Drug Addict Glub-glub

​Don't do drugs, kids!

Time Glub-glub

Time Glub-glubs are able to tell you exactly what time it is, some more sophisticated ones are able to measure time down to nanoseconds. Unfortunately, this doesn't necessarily mean that they will always be where they need to be at the right time, they will just know what time it is. They can also assist in traveling through time, although are not capable of time travel on their own. They are very useful in timing races or for reminding one when to wake up (some are equipped with bells on their heads), and will advise you not to mistake them for Compass Glub-glubs.

Ice Glub-glub

Ice Glub-glubs have the ability to freeze anything and lower the temperature to zero degrees Celcius (32 degrees Farenheit) within a five-meter radius of themselves. They don't usually hang out in the same room as Fire Glub-glub.

Gun Glub-glub

Gun Glub-glubs come in all shapes and sizes, each able to propel a different size, shape, and quantity of bullets at a variety of frequencies. Very rarely do Gun Glub-glubs actually shoot at other Doodle-doods. Most of the time, they target clay Frisbees, 2-liter bottles of soda, and explosives, usually with a slow-motion Camera Glub-glub present.

Calendar Glub-glub

Many say that Calendar Glub-glubs' days are numbered, but everyone agrees that Calendar Glub-glubs are very useful Glub-glubs to have around. They come in many forms, some with an entire month on a page, some with only one day per page, some with space to write memos, some with a cartoon for every day, and others are even digital. The one thing they all have in common is that they help others keep track of schedules.

Video Gamer Glub-glub

Video Gamer Glub-glubs can do nothing but sit on the couch and play video games for hours, sustained with nothing but chips and energy drinks. The longest recorded video game session of any Glub-glub lasted 1.5 weeks, and the Video Gamer Glub-glub only had two bags of chips and one energy drink, and played three video games at once, for a total of 4.5 weeks' worth of video games straight. He earned the hi-score in all three.

Jack-O-Lantern Glub-glub

All Jack-O-Lantern Glub-glubs start out their lives as Pumpkin Glub-glubs. Some of them will make friends with a Knife Glub-glub and express their individuality by carving a face into themselves. They will then do nothing but sit around for a few weeks looking cute (or scary, depending on the individual). After a while, though, they will start to get smelly and squishy, and will be kicked out. Then they will go to a pumpkin patch and help raise a new batch of Pumpkin Glub-glubs.

Vampire Glub-glub

While not the most social Doodle-doods, Vampire Glub-glubs are indeed friendly. Like the vampires of our world, they sleep in a coffin all day (albeit a rather round one) and are allergic to sunlight (most will break out with a sudden case of turning to dust). Unlike human vampires, they drink smoothied Soh-Cah-Toans, not blood, and their skin is no paler than most Waka-wakas. Their fangs are purely decorative, as is their clothing. They are capable of flight and will often hang out with Werewolf and Ghost Glub-glubs when they are not soaring through Soh-Cah-Topia with a Blender Glub-glub.

Ghost Glub-glub

These floating, translucent Glub-glubs have the ability to fly through walls, become invisible, and move household items so they appear to have moved on their own. In movies and popular media, they are often portrayed as having haunting wails and spooky voices, but they talk just like any other Glub-glub. And don't fall into the "Oh-No-An-Evil-Spirit-Is-Going-To-Haunt-Me" mindset. Most Ghost Glub-glub sightings occur when Waka-wakas get up too early and see a Ghost Glub-glub in their kitchen making coffee.

Invisible Glub-glub

​Invisibility: great for sneaking cookies, not so great for class pictures.

Copy Glub-glub

Copy Glub-glubs can make copies of anything besides themselves. The pad attached to their heads sends out a beam that instantly duplicates whatever is underneath it. This is nice for producing tools for the Cloning Glub-glub workforce (see yesterday's Glub-glub), or for making a lunchbox into a buffet. WARNING: if a Copy Glub-glub makes a duplicate of a Cloning Glub-glub, the very fabric of the space-time continuum could tear, ending reality as we know it, so don't let a Cloning Glub-glub stand next to a Copy Glub-glub.

Cloning Glub-glub

​Cloning Glub-glubs are able to make copies of themselves, but can only produce one clone at a time. Each clone is also capable of making copies of himself, and they can all recombine back into the single original Glub-glub. The nice thing about this is that they can become a massive workforce, and then only need one lunch. Unfortunately, they can't reproduce the tools they might need.

Calculator Glub-glub

Calculator Glub-glubs come in many shapes, sizes, and with different abilities. Some can only add, subtract, multiply, and divide, but others are capable of graphing multiple equations on color grids. All of them have one thing in common: they're good with numbers, but not much else. Even a Graphing Calculator Glub-glub can't spell "dicshunary" (neither can we, but that's beside the point). If they are able to looking something up, then they're considered Computer Glub-glubs.

Puzzle Piece Glub-glub

Undoubtedly some of the more ambiguous Glub-glubs, Puzzle Piece Glub-glubs all have a portion of a picture on them and some means of connecting to other Puzzle Piece Glub-glubs. It is unknown exactly how many Puzzle Piece Glub-glubs exist, but it is theorized that if they all were put together correctly, they would form at least fifty puzzles. So far, only two puzzle constructions have been successfully organized and completed: the first consisted of 500 pieces and revealed a picture of a work of Picasso Glub-glub's, and the second puzzle consisted of a hundred pieces and was a picture of a Rubber Duck Glub-glub.

Six-Arm Strong Glub-glub

With six incredibly strong arms, Six-arm Strong Glub-glub can lift practically anything he can balance on his six arms, which is a lot. While he can't beat Super Glub-glub at arm wrestling with only one arm, the extra four limbs are what give him his incredible strength. Enough strength, even, to lift skyscrapers out of the ground, carry them a distance, and put them back in place, all the while dexterously balancing them with his multiple appendages. However, most would not recommend drinking a hot beverage while standing on the top floor of the building he's moving.

Compass Glub-glub

Able to detect a planet's magnetic field, Compass Glub-glubs have been aiding explorers and travelers for over a thousand years. Every Compass Glub-glub has a piece of magnetically-sensitive material implanted within themselves, and some are accurate to within a foot of the direction of the North Pole of a given planet. While Compass Glub-glubs usually stand vertically like other Doodle-doods and are therefore often difficult to read, Compass Glub-glubs will usually just point out which direction you want to go. However, because Compass Glub-glubs use Doodle-dood World's magnetic field, they can be discombobulated by a closer or more powerful magnet. A caution with interacting socially with Compass Glub-glubs: never confuse one with a Clock Glub-glub.  One has letters, the other has numbers.

Football Glub-glub

Almost always on the move, Football Glub-glubs are tough, strong, and have to be resistant to getting dizzy from spiraling through the air.  They're not too shabby at touchdown dances, either. Football Glub-glubs' greatest sponsors are usually snack food brands.

Turkey Glub-glub

​​Turkey Glub-glubs are intentionally scarce this time of year.

Toast Glub-glub

​​You never know just what you'll find on the table this year.

Pumpkin Pie Glub-glub

​Pumpkin Pie Glub-glubs are a Thanksgiving must-have and an autumn favorite, but are scarce throughout the rest of the year, as with the Jack-O-Lantern Glub-glubs. By the way, most Calculator Glub-glubs will mention "pi r squared" while talking about the biggest piece of pie, but everyone knows that pie are round.

Fiber-Optic Glub-glub

Fiber-optic Glub-glubs have fiber-optic cables attached to their heads. These cables can be connected to machines or to other Fiber-optic Glub-glubs. If the cable is connected to a machine or computer, then the Glub-glub can control the machine and also get information from the machine. If the cable connects two Fiber-optic Glub-glubs, then the Glub-glubs can see, hear, smell, feel, and taste the same things the other Glub-glub does, and they are also capable of communicating their thoughts. The cables are extendable and virtually indestructable, so Fiber-optic Glub-glubs are very useful for relaying information, as long as there's a place for the wire to go. They're also usually the champions in the Cyborg Jump-Rope competition (lots of fun to watch, by the way).

Microscopic Evil Glub-glub

WARNING: Do not let these Glub-glubs have contact with Evil Glub-glub or the Soh-Cah-Toans! Microscopic Evil Glub-glubs are much more intelligent than Evil Glub-glub and have a greater capacity for sinister plots. Luckily, they are extremely tiny (usually only a tenth to half a millimeter tall) and not very strong, so they cannot carry out their schemes on their own. They can and will, however, find their way into top-secret government projects and wreak havoc using their various havoc-wreaking extremities, including (but not limited to) a hammer, a buzz saw, a sword, and a microscopic gun.

Question Glub-glub

​Everything these Glub-glubs say is a question, whether rhetorical, hypothetical, or just plain stupid.  They do, however, gain a great deal of knowledge from the portion of their questions that are answered.  Eventually, though, it does border on the annoying.  It has been hypothesized that if a Question Glub-glub and Superintelligent Bubble Glub-glub were placed in the same room, both would explode within an hour.

Construction Glub-glubs

​As you may have noticed, these are not Glub-glubs (*gasp*), but they do often work with Glub-glubs.  For instance, they are the force that assemble and maintain the roads, bridges, buildings, and other stuctures used by Glub-glubs and other Waka-wakas, and they also do work on the Glub-glub website as well as this app.  That's why you'll see their picture on the error message if this app isn't working properly.

Rocket Glub-glub

Forget strapping a rocket to your back- these Glub-glubs have integrated the rocket into themselves. Since the rockets are part of them, they can control their flight with their minds, just like Super Glub-glub. Rocket Glub-glubs can fly at supersonic speeds with incredible agility, performing tricks or giving rides to their friends. They can even fly into space, if they bring enough food to keep them fueled all the way. Some even have races to the Glub-glub Space Station and back. Just remember that it's hard to impress a Rocket Glub-glub with a roller coaster.

Ornament Glub-glub

​​They don't do much besides hang from trees in December and sit in boxes the rest of the year, but they're sure fun to see around when they come out.

Nutcracker Glub-glub

​​These are the Glub-glubs you call when you have a tough nut to crack.

Mistletoe Glub-glub

​A much less picky relative of Cupid Glub-glub, Mistletoe Glub-glubs just hang out, waiting for a kiss. Some even resort to sneaky placement in order to catch someone beneath them.

Wreath Glub-glub

​​A little prickly and a berry nice decoration, Wreath Glub-glubs are a fun addition to any front door.

Stocking Glub-glub

​Stocking Glub-glubs don't do much but hang out by the fireplace and stay warm. Some experts say that Stocking Glub-glubs are distantly related to Sock Glub-glubs, although it is not recommended to put a Stocking Glub-glub on your foot.

Elf Glub-glub

There are two different types of Elf Glub-glubs. Some always look like children, despite being hundreds of years old. Others have more magical tendencies and are much more mysterious. Elf Glub-glubs can usually be found in two places: either at the North Pole (this is where most of the eternally-young-looking ones are) or in a tree baking cookies. Many non-Elf Glub-glubs have donned Elf Glub-glub attire for the sake of celebration, but most genuine articles refer to these as "Elvish impersonators."

Caroling Glub-glub

​These cheerful Glub-glubs bring festive music to others despite any bad weather. On the other hand, leave it to a Caroling Glub-glub to ask for a dessert that nobody has made since the sixteenth century, and then refuse to leave until they get some. Most, however, will be content with some cookies and hot chocolate if figgy pudding is not available (which is usually the case, because nobody even knows what figgy pudding looks like).

Present Glub-glub

​One can often find Present Glub-glubs gathered together under Christmas trees. They're also common at birthdays, weddings, and other celebrations.

Santa Claus Glub-glub

​Santa Claus Glub-glub lives at the North Pole (why, we aren't sure- probably because there's no property tax up there) and has his Elf Glub-glubs make toys while he compiles a list of all the naughty and nice Glub-glubs. Again, we don't know how he keeps track of everyone, nor do we know his criteria for "naughty" or "nice." On Christmas Eve, Santa Glub-glub takes his sleigh and flying Reindeer Glub-glubs and delivers all the toys to all the nice Glub-glubs and gives a chunk of carbon (charcoal, not a diamond) to all the naughty Glub-glubs. All this in one night makes Santa Claus Glub-glub one of the fastest known Glub-glubs of all time. He has been accused of serial cookie theft, but only by Glub-glubs who got coal in their stockings.

Angel Glub-glub

​​These majestic Glub-glubs' favorite thing to do is deliver good news of great joy for all Glub-glubs.

Magi Glub-glubs

​​Sure, gold alone is generous, and added to that frankincense and myrrh, but remember that these guys were combining birthday AND Christmas gifts.

Refrigerator Glub-glub

​These Glub-glubs are popular posting places for grocery lists, toddler doodles, and useless magnets. Like everyone else, Refrigerator Glub-glubs tend to be quite full this time of year.

Party Hat Glub-glub

​While often flimsy for hats, Party Hat Glub-glubs up the festivity of nearly any party, except maybe an all-Fedora Glub-glub event. Party Hat Glub-glubs' elastic band also makes them capable slingshots.

Ball Drop Glub-glub

​Every year on December 31 at 11:59 and 50 seconds p.m., this giant, lightbulb-covered sphere drops several stories down the side of a skyscraper (supported, of course; a free-fall would be disastrous), signifying the countdown to the new year. The common question is thus, if the ball doesn't drop, does that mean that somebody dropped the ball?