2012 Glub-glubs May-July

​All Glub-glubs released to the Daily Glub-glub app that were not later re-drawn.

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Airplane Safety Glub-glub

Airplane Safety Glub-glub is always ready for any emergency that could possibly be encountered during flight, prepared with parachutes, life vests (that double as seat cushions), oxygen masks, and even airbags, just in case there's a collision. By the way, the First of May is Air Safety Awareness Day, more commonly known as May Day.

Microwave Glub-glub

Microwave Glub-glubs are technically called Microwave Oven Glub-glubs, but nobody cares if you remove the "oven" part because we all know what you're talking about. Microwave Glub-glubs heat food up by zapping the food with microwave radiation, which is pretty much very low-frequency light. These waves cause certain molecules (such as water, fats, and oils) to vibrate faster. This heat spreads to other molecules and thus heats up the entire food item.

Soda Can Glub-glub

Soda Can Glub-glubs account for 90 percent of all burps that burn your nose. Which is why it is not uncommon to find crumpled up Soda Can Glub-glubs. But don't worry. They're recyclable and thus very resilient. Another cause of crumpled Soda Can Glub-glubs is when one jumps on a trampoline for some time and then walks up to someone, who promptly pops the tab and gets sprayed with soda.

Coffee Maker Glub-glub

If you have some coffee beans and water, then Coffee-Maker Glub-glub can turn them into a hot cup o' Fred. I mean Joe. Come to think of it, who is Joe anyway? Anyway, Coffee-Maker Glub-glubs can also prepare your coffee with sugar, cream, and different flavors. Coffee-Maker Glub-glubs are also well acquainted with Too-Much-Caffeine Glub-glub.

Conspiracy Theorist Glub-glub

Conspiracy Theorist Glub-glub knows about every major conspiracy about anything important, regardless of whether or not he believes it. His favorite and most often used phrase is, "That's what they want you to think."

Glub-trooper

Glub-troopers, led by Darth Glub-glub, are pretty much futuristic Knight Glub-glubs, except with white plastic armor and laser guns. One would think that by now we could make some armor that's actually possible to get out of. Oh, well. By the way, today is the 35th anniversary of the first movie that featured the fictional, taller versions of Glub-troopers.

Harmonica Glub-glub

Harmonica Glub-glubs are pretty much portable Accordion Glub-glubs minus the stretchy-bendy-thing and all the other moving parts. Great for campfire music.

Pac-Glub-glub

​Always hungry for little yellow dots (and Soh-Cah-Toans for a bonus 500 points), Pac-Glub-glub travels around his digital blue-bordered world and avoids the giant sky blue, red, yellow-orange, and pink Soh-Cah-Toans that are always hunting him down and trying to eat him.  Unless, of course, he gets a giant yellow power-up ball which turns all the giant Soh-Cah-Toans royal blue and gives Pac-Glub-glub the ability to eat them. HIGH SCORE!

Graduate Glub-glub

Graduate Glub-glubs commemorate their completion of education levels with gowns, diplomas (little rolled-up pieces of paper), and funny-looking hats. They don't seem to mind the fact that they're wearing virtually the only square hats in existence.

Accordion Glub-glub

There are mixed emotions about Accordion Glub-glubs. Some believe that they are the source of a unique and fascinating type of music. Others classify them as weapons of mass destruction. It certainly depends on whose hands the Accordion Glub-glub is in.

Flowerpot Glub-glub

These clay plant-holders are a great way to contain the dirt necessary to grow plants without remodeling the house, and can also be used outside to contain the growth of a plant. Even if you're not a plant person, you can use Flower Pot Glub-glubs to keep pet worms in, if you're either an avid fisher or a little brother.

Street Sign Glub-glubs

Street Sign Glub-glubs inform drivers and vehicle Glub-glubs of dangers, location, laws, and other stuff that one needs to know when on the road. Just pay attention if one falls on your head: it may be a sign from above.

Trash Can Glub-glub

Trash Can Glub-glubs make the world a cleaner place. They keep trash contained, not in a pile on the floor, and some even help pick up trash. When they're full, Trash Can Glub-glubs take their trash to designated trash collection sites, where it is disposed of. Trash Can Glub-glubs' lids also make good shields in squirt gun fights.

Fire Hydrant Glub-glub

Fire Hydrant Glub-glubs' job is to provide water to put out fires in an emergency. They are capable of releasing tremendous amounts of water and can aim fairly accurately from their sidewalk posts. Dogs are a problem, however. Some have even resorted to holding dog-tasers to keep from getting... well, rusty and smelly.

Muffin Glub-glub

Two Muffin Glub-glubs were in an oven. One of them said, "Say, is it getting hot in here?" The other replied, "Oh my goodness! A talking muffin!"

Pixelated Glub-glub

Pixelated Glub-glub, as well as everything around him, has an extremely low resolution, especially when photographed or filmed. And the clarity never gets any better-- every year, they ask him to make some new resolutions, but he never does.

Chocolate Chip Cookie Glub-glub

There are few things better than a Chocolate Chip Cookie Glub-glub. One of those things is a Chocolate Chip Cookie Glub-glub with a glass of milk. Go try it right now.

CD Glub-glub

CD Glub-glubs are a means of storing information, usually a program or some data. Most Computer Glub-glubs can decipher the microscopic indentations that code for binary on CD Glub-glubs, and some Computer Glub-glubs can even "write" new stuff on them. This is called "burning" a CD Glub-glub. It does not involve fire. Do not put a CD Glub-glub on a grill. It's not a good idea.

Ping-Pong Paddle Glub-glub

​Ping-pong Paddle Glub-glubs (sometimes called Table Tennis Bat Glub-glubs) are great for hitting Ping-pong Ball Glub-glubs, and can be used for hitting other things as well.

Pencil Glub-glub

Pencil Glub-glubs are useful for a variety of tasks. They can write, draw, bubble in standardized test answers, and provide ammunition for contraptions involving Coat Hanger Glub-glubs and Rubber Band Glub-glubs. To get around, they just lean in the direction they want to move, and can hop around if they don't want to leave a trail.

Jackhammer Glub-glub

WARNING: Do NOT confuse a Jackhammer Glub-glub with a Pogo Stick Glub-glub. When used properly, Jackhammer Glub-glubs are great at breaking up concrete and other hard stuff. They are essentially a piston that rapidly slams a metal tip into a surface. So, you could supposedly think of it as an automated, more extreme version of a Pogo Stick Glub-glub.

Steering Wheel Glub-glub

Steering Wheel Glub-glubs control the directions of all sorts of vehicles, from cars to boats to airplanes (although Airplane Steering Wheel Glub-glubs are a slightly different shape). Usually another Glub-glub does the directing and the Steering Wheel Glub-glub translates that to the vehicle, but sometimes Steering Wheel Glub-glubs do some directing, too.

Thick Outline Glub-glub

​Thick Outline Glub-glub is just like any other Glub-glub, except he has a thicker outline.

Mailbox Glub-glub

Mailbox Glub-glubs are basically just boxes for mail, although some of them are quite elaborate and can hardly be called boxes, some resembling miniature houses or sculptures or airplanes. But most of them are just boxes for mail.

Banana Split Glub-glub Club

This exclusive club is perhaps the most popular group of Glub-glubs in existance. Entry into the club is quite limited, however. Only Ice Cream, Topping, and Fruit Glub-glubs are allowed to enter, and even then only a few. For instance, once a Green Tea Ice Cream Glub-glub got admitted, but was voted off after a week.

Bobblehead Glub-glub

Never ask a Bobblehad Glub-glub a yes-or-no question, because you won't be able to tell if they're nodding or shaking their head. But they do make great company for moving to music in your car.

Broken Record Glub-glub

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Fire Extinguisher Glub-glub

​Fire Extinguisher Glub-glubs are stationed throughout most buildings and use their fire-retardant-spraying nozzles attached to their arms to extinguish or control fires. Think of them as a cross between a Fire Hydrant Glub-glub and a can of whipped cream.

Yo-Yo Glub-glub

Yo-yo Glub-glubs are very fun to play with. Some Yo-yo Glub-glubs can perform lots of cool tricks, while others require more skill at the other end of the string because they black out after a few ups and downs.

Slide Puzzle Glub-glub

Slide Puzzle Glub-glubs can be solved by sliding eight pieces around until they form a correct picture of the Glub-glub's face. This can be quite difficult, especially if the Slide Puzzle Glub-glub's face is constantly changing. Fortunately, if you're having trouble carrying on a conversation with one of these Glub-glubs, they can "solve" themselves within a few seconds so you can see their facial expressions.

Smoke Detector Glub-glub

The only time Smoke Detector Glub-glubs come in handy is when there's a really small fire that starts in the middle of the night. Otherwise, they're just annoyances, especially when they run out of batteries and only beep at you to remind you when you're in bed and the one whose battery died is the least accessible one in the house and the battery is the kind that absolutely nothing else uses and they're wired into the house's electrical system so why do they even NEED batteries and they have those annoying blinking red lights and...

Camping Glub-glub

Every so often, these Glub-glubs leave the comforts of home to go survive in the wilderness for a few days. Surprisingly, most of them seem to have a pretty good time. Of course, the term "camping" varies noticeably. For some, camping means being ten miles from the nearest electronic device, while others define camping as having to walk down the hall to get ice.

Slide Projector Glub-glub

Got pictures you want to show to a group of friends, but don't want to just hand them around? Slide Projector Glub-glubs can display them on the wall for all to see! Even if you don't have a clear wall, just hang a bedsheet. Slide Projector Glub-glubs are essential for any sequential-image stereophonic multimedia event.

Manila Folder Glub-glub

Manila Folder Glub-glubs, or File Folder Glub-glubs, store papers and documents and such for easy access when needed. They usually live in drawers, but can sometimes be found running around, couriering papers, like at the Daily Glub-glub offices and some newspaper editors.

Rainbow Glub-glub

Rainbow Glub-glub leaves a trail of rainbow wherever he goes, brightening up everyone's day. Don't worry about your furniture- the rainbows dissipate after a minute or two and don't stain. Except for slippers. For some reason the rainbows only stain slippers.

Super Glub-glub

Equipped with super strength, super speed, super laser vision, and super reflexes, Super Glub-glub fits his name. He is also three notches short of invincible and can fly just like birds, planes, and remote-control helicopters. He protects Doodle-dood World from the schemes of Evil Glub-glub and other bad stuff. He also has a neat-o hair flip doohickey on his forehead.

Smartphone Glub-glub

You are most likely viewing this on a smartphone. Therefore, we don't need to tell you what a Smartphone Glub-glub is. As you can see, this Smartphone Glub-glub has downloaded the Daily Glub-glub app and has tuned it to today. When a Smartphone Glub-glub isn't running an app, you can see its face.

Superintelligent Bubble Glub-glub

This Glub-glub's cybernetically enhanced brain is so powerful that he long ago ditched his arms and legs in preference to moving and manipulating things telekinetically. Superintelligent Bubble Glub-glub, aka SIB Glub-glub, has solved every problem that can be solved and can solve any math problem in less time than it takes most others to read it.

Sunburned Glub-glub

This is what happens when you don't use sunscreen. Unless you're a Grape Glub-glub. Then you become a Raisin Glub-glub.

Ring Glub-glubs

There are many types of Ring Glub-glubs, from High School Class Ring Glub-glubs to Wedding Ring Glub-glubs. We're not quite sure how their faces stay in place, because their insides are just empty space. And they cannot walk on walls, despite the Class Ring Glub-glub shown here. He just wanted to glue his feet to the wall when we took the picture. That took several tries.

Chess Glub-glub club

Chess Glub-glubs usually live on large checkered boards, and can often be found pitted against another team in a game of intellect. Various "pieces" have various abilities, but all are directed by and protect the King Piece Glub-glub. Unless, of course, there is an outside leader directing them, in which case they all just go where the player tells them.

Tofu Glub-glub

​Tofu Glub-glub is a popular vegetarian replacement for many meat products and is extremely flexible in taking on the flavor of whomever he hangs out with.

Evil Glub-glub

This is a rare picture of Evil Glub-glub in his giant robot with the protective glass "windshield" open. This was actually achieved by hiding a tiny camera in Super Glub-glub's hair flip doohickey and then editing out the city behind him. Evil Glub-glub usually lowers his protection a little when Super Glub-glub is in front of him so that he can yell threats and glare menacingly at Super Glub-glub, his arch-nemesis.

Cream Puff Glub-glub

A bunch of whipped cream sandwiched between two half-croissants with chocolate syrup and powdered sugar on top. Or something like that.

Mummy Glub-glub

Mummy Glub-glubs are typically ancient royalty that have some curse surrounding them. Either that or a Waka-waka that fell into a toilet paper-rolling machine.

Golf Ball Glub-glub

​Golf Ball Glub-glubs love to soar through the air over green fields and trees... however, the being-hit-with-a-club and the landing parts are less than desirable.

Ninja Glub-glub

Ninja Glub-glubs are the fast, efficient, and powerful mercenaries dispatched to disable targets where electronic equipment only interferes. Ninja Glub-glubs are masters of martial arts and are very skilled with weapons that don't have many moving parts, such as swords, shurikens, and blow-darts. However, when not on a mission, Ninja Glub-glubs are considerably less somber and their martial arts skills come in very handy when partying with Disco Glub-glub.

Pirate Glub-glub

With a yo-ho-ho and a bubble of gum, Pirate Glub-glubs sail under the most feared flag in the sea: the Jolly Ranch- ah, Roger. The Jolly Roger. With swords, guns, cannons, and a big barrel of root beer, Pirate Glub-glubs are ready to go pillage and plunder whatever suits their fancy, although few would say that Pirate Glub-glubs are exactly fancy.

Tiny Face Glub-glub

Tiny Face Glub-glub has an exceptionally small face, but can eat, breathe, see, and talk normally. However, he won't be winning any most-cookies-fit-into-the-mouth contest, except maybe against a Bug Glub-glub or a Protist Glub-glub.

Glub-glub 2000

Glub-glub 2000 is a robot made to save the world. He can lift away two-ton chunks of debris, chase bad guys with rockets built into his back, and has over 500 weapons built into his armor for fighting bad guys. His brain is a computer that can calculate the trajectories of hundreds of projectiles before they hit him and then plot the best course of action. This is one cool, calculating, world-saving machine.

Jetpack Glub-glub

Jetpack Glub-glub gets around by strapping two rockets to his back and then flying off to wherever he wants. While incredibly fun, this uses up a lot of fuel, isn't very safe, and isn't a noise level that neighbors are happy with, so Jetpack Glub-glubs are rare. However, work is being done on creating more community- and environment-friendly jetpacks.

Potluck Glub-glub

Potluck Glub-glub never has a meal at home if he doesn't have to. If there's a potluck in town, he'll find it. If everyone's required to bring a dish, he goes out and spends five bucks on fast food. His only problem is that he often doesn't know anybody at the potlucks.

Bug Glub-glub

There are many types of Bug Glub-glubs, each having various traits of actual bugs. Variations include number of wings, number of eyes, hairiness, type of antenna (which in turn causes variation in radio reception), size, annoyingness, the list goes on. What they all have in common is a total of six arms and legs, antenna, and wings.

Vanilla-Mango-Iced-Coffee Ice Cream Glub-glub

In celebration of Creative Ice Cream Flavors Day, we present to you Vanilla-Mango Iced Coffee Ice Cream Glub-glub! Please let us know if you know anybody who would like to be the first person to try this new flavor.

UFO Glub-glub

UFO Glub-glubs hover around and pick things up with their tractor beams. We're not sure if they're actually from an alien planet, but they look like the flying saucers that are.

Spring Glub-glub

​Spring Glub-glub has springs for legs. He can jump really high and run really fast.

Pyrotechnist Glub-glub

Pyrotechnist Glub-glubs are skilled at making and setting off fireworks. They are also very fast runners when necessary.

Bacon-Avocado-Cheeseburger Glub-glub

​This Glub-glub meets your daily requirement of calories, but not much else.

Outline Glub-glub

​Outline Glub-glub, as well as anything around him, has no color, shade, or hue and is only an outline.

Lava Lamp Glub-glub

Lava Lamp Glub-glubs are very entertaining to watch, and they also provide decoration and light. They're also just about as 70's as Disco Glub-glub.

Falafel Glub-glub

Falafel Glub-glubs are basically veggie meatballs, their primary ingredients being either fava beans, chickpeas, or both. They usually hang out in hollow pitas with pickled Vegetable Glub-glubs and hummus, and when they get bored they squirt each other with tahini sauce.

Disylexc Glub-glub

This Glub-glub has trouble reading because his brain often mixes up the order of letters in words. Fortunately, it's never so severe that he accidentally flips a Book Glub-glub upside-down. That was just for the picture.

Rubber Band Ball Glub-glub

Rubber Band Ball Glub-glubs love to bounce off the walls and they're very good at it. They can also store other people's rubber bands, which is useful in whatever jobs there are that require storing rubber bands. The rubber bands are also useful for launching Paper Clip Glub-glubs or for just plain launching at people.

Shawarma Glub-glub

​The term "shawarma" refers to the sliced meat, and Shawarma Glub-glub is a bunch of shawarma inside of a pita along with pickled vegetables, hummus, and tahini sauce, similar toppings to those that accompany Falafel Glub-glubs.

Aerogel Glub-glub

Aerogel Glub-glub is nearly translucent, rather sturdy, and is less dense than any other known solid, being about 99% air. He's also a very good insulator: put a blowtorch to one side and a flower on the other and the flower doesn't even wither. He floats in everything heavier than air, can support many times his weight, and is all around an amazing Glub-glub.

Baguette Glub-glub

Baguette Glub-glubs have a tough, crispy crust and a soft, porous interior. They are a trademark French food and popular anywhere else where people aren't satisfied with white sandwich bread.

Random Popular Search Glub-glub

​This Glub-glub sits at his computer all day, typing the same random phrase into search engines, so that when someone else types in the first part, for instance, "I hate it when," the search engine suggests the popular searches, and you see what Random Popular Search Glub-glub typed in: "I hate it when I'm studying and a velociraptor throws bananas at me" and "I hate it when a chinchilla eats the universe."

Perfect Memory Glub-glub

Perfect Memory Glub-glub vividly remembers everything he has ever seen, smelled, tasted, heard, or felt. However, he does have a slightly below-average ability to process and analyze data, but since he has so much memorized data to work with, people rarely notice. He serves as the archives for several government intelligence agencies.

Wild Card Glub-glub

Wild Card Glub-glub can assume the ability of any nearby Glub-glub and retains that ability for exactly 24 hours. If he needs to, he can use the same ability twice in a row, but after that he has to change. If he doesn't select an ability to use, he's just like any other Playing Card Glub-glub, but he can assume an ability at any time.

Coin Bank Glub-glub

Coin Bank Glub-glubs not only hold your change and sometimes a few bills, they also keep track of small personal finance. Think of them as a one-Glub-glub bank for people without enough money for a real bank account.

Blade Glub-glub

Blade Glub-glubs come in all shapes and sizes, but all of them are sharp and many of them are made of metal. Some have handles, like Knife Glub-glubs, some spin like crazy, such as Buzz Saw Glub-glub, and some are just plain pointy blocks, like the one shown here. Blade Glub-glubs are useful in that you can make cole slaw just by throwing a cabbage at their face.

Astronaut Glub-glub

Astronaut Glub-glubs are equipped with the latest in technology to explore beyond the reaches of the atmosphere. While an Astronaut Glub-glub has yet to walk on the moon of Doodle-dood World, the Doodle-doods have picked up some ideas from us humans (who have been to our moon) and plan on mounting an expedition in the near future. Right now, Astronaut Glub-glubs spend a lot of their time in space bouncing off the walls and hanging out with Satellite Glub-glubs.

Strawberry Glub-glub

Strawberry Glub-glubs are popular not only as they are, but also as the inspiration for the flavors of many other foods, including Strawberry Ice Cream Glub-glub and Strawberry Jam Glub-glub, as well as some soft drinks, cream cheese, and so on. They're hard to mistake, with their seeds-on-the-outside (patent pending), bright red skin and their green, leafy "hat/hair."

Tank Glub-glub

Tank Glub-glubs may move slow, but not many things can stop them. With durable treads instead of feet, giant guns on their heads, and often some machine guns in addition to that, these are some Glub-glubs you don't push around.

Glue Gun Glub-glub

Glue Gun Glub-glub can shoot any kind of glue in a variety of quantities in any direction. This is useful for anything from making Christmas tree ornaments to stopping runaway trains by coating the rails with glue.

Mind Reader Glub-glub

Mind-reader Glub-glub has the ability to hear other people's thoughts if he concentrates really hard. Of course, it's rarely worth it because it's so much easier to look them up on a social network, which is pretty much the same thing.

Dartboard Glub-glub

Even when you're built to be sturdy, it's still no fun having pointy objects thrown at you. If you don't like a target that tries to dodge every dart, we recommend using an inanimate dartboard, not a Dartboard Glub-glub.

Glow-in-the-Dark Glub-glub

Different Glow-in-the-Dark Glub-glubs work different ways. Some require standing out in the sun for some time before they can properly glow, some need to be punched really hard and then shaken up a bit before they start producing light. Many Glow-in-the-Dark Glub-glubs are greenish, but other colors exist as well. These guys are extra-safe at night because not only do they make their own light, but they don't need to worry about Vampire Glub-glubs, because Glow-in-the-Dark Glub-glub blood is poisonous.

Torch Glub-glub​

Soon before the beginning of every Glub-glub Olympiad, selected Glub-glubs will begin a very long relay, each handing off a handheld lighter to the next runner. The final runner in this ceremonial relay is a Torch Glub-glub, who uses the lighter to ignite himself. The Torch Glub-glub then completes the relay and starts the opening ceremony by igniting a giant cauldron which will remain lit for the duration of the games. The Glub-glub Olympiad is somewhat different from ours.

Weight Lifter Glub-glub

Weight Lifter Glub-glubs spend their free time, well, lifting weights. As soon as they can lift a certain weight easily enough, they move on to a heavier one. This strength comes in handy when you carry in the groceries, especially if you have a large family.

Cannonball Glub-glub

For humans, the goal of most diving sports is to make the smallest splash. Seeing as Glub-glubs, as a general rule, have spherical bodies, they decided that this would be too hard. Thus, at the Glub-glub Olympiad, the goal of most diving sports is to make the biggest splash. There are medals for high dive, low dive, side-of-the-pool dive, all with various-sized pools. Cannonball Glub-glub is the popular contestant for these sports.

Archer Glub-glub

Glub-glubs use much longer arrows in proportion to their height than humans. This is probably because Glub-glubs are very wide for their height, and the ratio between arrow length and shoulder-to-shoulder distance is fairly standard. Since their arrows are so long in respect to the bow itself, the drawstring has to be much more elastic.

Canoe Glub-glub

Canoe Glub-glubs do not have arms or legs; rather, they have a boat and oars. They usually take other Glub-glubs on rides or ferry them around, but they sometimes just go out floating all on their own. For the Canoe Glub-glub races at the Glub-glub Olympiad, the officials do not check for steroids, but instead perform the (much simpler) check for outboard motors.